Speed Napping Sessions

Quick 7-minute nap pods between events. Silent attendants place blankets on guests and gently whisper, “You are a very good cat.”

Textile Destruction Lab

• An approved room full of couches, rugs, and cardboard for scratching, tearing, and shedding practice.

• Sponsored by “Purr & Destroy.”

Fireside Storytime: Tales from the Alley

• Elder cats share legends of “The Great Laser That Got Away” and “The 3 AM Wall Stare.”

• Warm blankets, milk shots, and low ambient purring.